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To many jokes from Richard, to grade. I will give a total of 30 for his effort.

Here is one for you, hope no-one gets offended by it.

Richard and Alan go duck hunting in Alabama. They hunt all day, Alan has no luck and catches nothing. Richard has great luck and catches a whole burlap bag full of ducks.

Just when the two decide to leave, along comes the game warden.

"Game Warden" Who's ducks are these? Alan points at Richard.

The game warden opens Richards bag an pulls out a duck. He takes his finger an sticks in the ducks behind, and then smells his finger. This duck is from Georgia. Do you have a Ga hunting license? Richard hands the warden his Ga hunting license.

The game warden pulls out another duck and does the samething again. This duck is from Tennessee. Do you have a Tn. hunting license? Richard hands him a Tn hunting license.

The game warden pulls out another duck and does the same thing. This duck is from Florida. Do you have a Fl hunting license? Richard hands him a Fl hunting license.

The game warden is getting agitated and ask, "Son where are you from?"

Richard drops his pants and bends over, and says. "You tell Me"

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Richard said
Alan, you promised not to ever tell about that. How did Tim find out?

It was during a drunken stupor

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Richard said
I think Alan's teaching school year is over and he's out camping and having fun without us!

I could agree with that statement

Richard said
Jon-Jon is a kindergarten student at a Christian school. Earlier this year there was drawing competition going on. Jon-Jon was drawing something on the paper. After a while his teacher came near him. She asked him, "What are you drawing, Jon-Jon?
Jon-Jon replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Jon-Jon was quick in answering, "They will in a minute."

Tim gives this one a +10

Richard said
Alan was trying to explain to his students about capillary action and as an example used the circulation of the blood in the body.

Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

The whole class affirmed it.

Then Alan asked, "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the normal position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A voice from the back of the class said, "Because, your feet are not empty."

Tim gives this one a +10. It was funny

Richard said
Tim and Richard arrive at the bar and order drinks. Then they take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.

Seeing this, the angry bar owner approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

They looked at each other, shrugged and exchanged sandwiches.

Tim gives this one a +5.........It could happen

Richard said
A well dressed salesman stopped Richard in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Surprised, Richard said, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and tried again -
"Sir, since you are a bit upset, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price, at $100.00?
Again, Richard replied bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman reached into his briefcase and pulled out 2 brownies and began munching away on one of them.
He told Richard - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Richard unwrapped the brownie, took a bite; suddenly, spit it out. Then, said: "Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Now, do you want to buy some mouthwash?

Tim gives this joke a +5.....It is an old joke but by using Richards name it gave it substance

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