Investment Advice
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Investment Advice
Investment Advice
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
miles to the gallon!
Makes you…proud to be an American!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
miles to the gallon!
Makes you…proud to be an American!
gwtriker- Posts : 76
Join date : 2010-07-18
Location : ridgewood, Cleveland, Tn
Re: Investment Advice
No crash, just a steep plummet.Richard wrote:After yesterday's stock market crash, I'm about ready for this plan!!!
coolbreeze1- Charter Member
- Posts : 1605
Join date : 2009-09-29
Location : White Pine, TN
Re: Investment Advice
I like this investment can't go wrong and just think you went green all the way.
Crawford- Posts : 293
Join date : 2010-01-24
Location : Dandridge,TN
Re: Investment Advice
Now you know why I save all the aluminum cans when we camp.
coolbreeze1- Charter Member
- Posts : 1605
Join date : 2009-09-29
Location : White Pine, TN
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