Olaf and Sven

Olaf & Sven working at the Airport

Olaf and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Olaf said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"

Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

Next morning Olaf woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"

Olaf says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Olaf says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."

Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

Olaf asked, "Vat's dat?"

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

Olaf stopped to think. "No "

"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa




Sorry, saw this and thought of gwtriker, who is our joke man. Here's to you, gw!

Reminds me of dorm life during the good old college days ...  something about pork & beans and zippo lighters - a story for another day.