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Post  gwtriker on Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:17 am

Investment Advice

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
miles to the gallon!
Makes you…proud to be an American!

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Post  Richard on Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:44 am

After yesterday's stock market crash, I'm about ready for this plan!!!
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:39 am

Richard wrote:After yesterday's stock market crash, I'm about ready for this plan!!!
No crash, just a steep plummet. Shocked
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Post  Crawford on Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:08 pm

I like this investment can't go wrong and just think you went green all the way. Very Happy
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:23 pm

Now you know why I save all the aluminum cans when we camp. Very Happy Very Happy
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