Dear Lord.. my favorites are gone
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Dear Lord.. my favorites are gone
DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN.
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Now that was funny, I don't care who you are, that was funny
coolbreeze1- Charter Member
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I've seen that before...It's still funny!!!!
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News Alert!!!! The man that wrote the Hokey Pokey died today. They tried to get him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started!
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That is so sad, such struggle at such a time of grief. I just got back from the funeral services for H. D. Dumpty. The men over at Kings tried so hard . . . . . . .
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Where do you come up with these jokes Richard?
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I fried a few brain cells in my younger days. That could be the source of my demented thinking.
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Richard said
I fried a few brain cells in my younger days. That could be the source of my demented thinking.
I could agree with that statement
I fried a few brain cells in my younger days. That could be the source of my demented thinking.
I could agree with that statement
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Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.Celebrities attending his service were Ms. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. The funeral was at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. R.I.P.
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Richard said
Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.Celebrities attending his service were Ms. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. The funeral was at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. R.I.P.
This joke is so old, that it deserves a minus 50. Which is about Richards age
Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.Celebrities attending his service were Ms. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. The funeral was at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. R.I.P.
This joke is so old, that it deserves a minus 50. Which is about Richards age
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