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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:15 pm

Richard wrote:Wise old Tim wonders: “Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?”
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:16 pm

Richard wrote:Alan: Why can’t you write with a broken pencil?

Richard: Why?

Alan: It’s pointless.
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:16 pm

Richard wrote:Teacher: Jon-Jon, where’s your pencil?


Jon-Jon: I ain’t got one.


Teacher: Jon-Jon, where’s your grammar?


Jon-Jon: She’s at home, and she ain’t got my pencil either!
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:17 pm

Richard wrote:Craig runs up to a farmhouse and pounds on the door. Farmer Alan answers. “Where’s the nearest railroad station, and what time is the next train into the city?” he asks Farmer Alan. “Cut through my back hayfield yonder, and you ought to reach the crossroads station in time for the 5:40,” Farmer Alan says. “But, Craig, if my bull spots you, I reckon you’ll make the 5:15.”
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Re: Please Delete This

Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:18 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.


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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:18 pm

Richard wrote:Darlene: Eeew! Where are you going with that skunk?

Dave: To Richard's Camper.

Darlene: But what about the odor?

Dave: Oh, the skunk will get used to it.
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:19 pm

Richard wrote:Butch walked up to Chuck's campsite and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog, Max.

“I can hardly believe my eyes!” Butch exclaimed after watching for a while. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”

“Nah, not so smart,” Chuck replied. “I’ve won the last three of five games.”
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Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:20 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.


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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:20 pm

Richard wrote:“Am I going to be all right?” asked Richard as Alan looked at the snakebite on his leg.

“I’m sorry, buddy, but you don’t have much longer to live.”

“How much longer?” Richard asked.

“Five,” Alan replied.

“Five what? Years? Months? Days?”

Alan, looking at his watch, interrupted: “Four….”
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:21 pm

Richard wrote:Donna: What did the bird general say to its army?

Betty: What?

Donna: “Re-tweet!”
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Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:22 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.


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Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:23 pm

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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:23 pm

Richard wrote:The teacher asked little Lilia if she knew her numbers.

“Yes,” she said. “My Daddy taught me.”

“Good. What comes after three?”

“Four,” answered Lily.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

“Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?”

“Jack.”
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:24 pm

Richard wrote:Caroline: Mom, Jon-Jon broke a window!

Mother: How did he do it?

Caroline: I threw a rock at him, and he ducked!
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Re: Please Delete This

Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:24 pm

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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:26 pm

Richard wrote:Stacy: How did the Indian boy sneak up on his friend?

Jeff: How?

Stacy: On tepeetoes!

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Re: Please Delete This

Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:28 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.


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Re: Please Delete This

Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:30 pm

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Re: Please Delete This

Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:32 pm

Richard wrote:Tim: Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting pains in my eye when I drink coffee.

Doctor: Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:32 pm

Richard wrote:Wise old Tim wonders: “If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, then why is it still No. 2?”
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Re: Please Delete This

Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:34 pm

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Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:37 pm

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Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:39 pm

Richard wrote:Craig: I predict I’m going to be in the book of world records.

Jen: Really? What did you do?

Craig: I finished this jigsaw puzzle in under a week.

Jen: What’s so great about that?

Craig: The box says “2 to 3 years.”
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Re: Please Delete This

Post  coolbreeze1 on Mon May 03, 2010 5:40 pm

Tim hopes that Richard is keeping up with the score, because Tim isn't. Shocked
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Re: Please Delete This

Post  Richard on Mon May 03, 2010 5:42 pm

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