Re: Please Delete This

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:53 pm

Richard wrote:Richard was walking through the woods when a bear started to chase him. As big as he is, Richard soon tired of running, fell to his knees and prayed, “Lord, please don’t let this bear eat me.”

Richard noticed the bear was also praying: “Lord, thank you for this meal I am about to receive.”

Tim gives you a +10
Total score: +9

Anytime you have a bear wanting to eat Richard, it will get a high score bom

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:54 pm

Richard wrote:Tim found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.” Tim studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”

Tim gives you a +5
Total score: +14

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:55 pm

Richard wrote:Tim: What does a dog do that a man steps into?

Chuck: What?

Tim: Pants.

Tim gives you a minus 10
Total score: +4

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:57 pm

Richard wrote:Macie: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

Alan: What?

Macie: A walkie-talkie.

Tim gives you a +10
Total score: +14

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:58 pm

Richard wrote:In a Christian school’s cafeteria, there was a pile of apples on the table with a note reading: “Take one only. God is watching.”

At the other end of the table, there was a pile of cookies with a note put there by Lily: “Take all you want! God is watching the apples.”

Tim gives you a +10
Total score: +24

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:59 pm

Richard wrote:Tim: What’s the difference between Chuck's Guitar and an onion?

Richard: What?

Tim: Nobody would cry if you cut up the guitar .

Tim gives you a +1
Total score: +25

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:01 pm

Richard wrote:Tim: I rearranged my camper's bedroom furniture so now I can lie on my bed and watch the sun rise.

Richard: Big deal. I can sit on my couch in the Pop-up and watch the kitchen sink.

Tim gives you a minus 5
Total score: +20

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:03 pm

Richard wrote:The wisdom of Tim...
“There are three kinds of people in this world—those who can count and those who can’t!”

Tim gives you a minus 5, no wait 4, no 5
Total score: +15

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:05 pm

Richard wrote:Tim: Why don’t you fix the leak in your canvas?

Richard: It’s raining.

Tim: Then fix it on a sunny day.

Richard: But on a sunny day the canvas doesn’t leak!

Tim gives you a +5.......can't argue with logic

Total score: +20

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:07 pm

Richard wrote:The wisdom of Tim...

“Hmmm, what’s another word for thesaurus?”

Tim gives you a +5..........just for using the word "thesaurus"
Total score: +25

chuck Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:07 pm

geeze.. tim is scoring richard's jokes.. why? to make sure he keeps up with richard's total post count. Very Happy

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:09 pm

Richard wrote:Dave went to the movies and was surprised to see a Chuck and his dog Max sitting in front of him. What he found even more surprising was that Max the dog laughed at every funny part in the comedy. “Excuse me, Chuck,” Dave said, “but I think it’s amazing that your dog likes the movie as much as he does.” Chuck looked at him and said, “I’m just as surprised as you are. He hated the book!”

Tim gives you a +5
Total score: +30

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:10 pm

Richard wrote:
merrykalia wrote:I take it that you don't have a job to do this week?!?!?!?!

I have LOTS of housekeeping and cleaning that needs to be done, wanna volunteer?

I was once asked, "How long have you been working here?"
I replied, "Ever since they threatened to fire me."

Tim gives you a +5
Total score :+35

coolbreeze1 Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:13 pm

Sorry Richard, you needed a +50 to win

Sorry to everyone else that had to read all of this Sad

Richard Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:24 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.

merrykalia Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:26 pm

I actually found it pretty funny!!!

Well, the jokes were kinda corny, but funny, still.

The scoring was even funnier!! (Sorry, Richard!)

If we don't have anything to talk about, we have to have something to read on this forum, so jokes it is.

Maybe when the weather starts to cooperate with camping season, we'll have much more to talk about.

coolbreeze1 Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:41 pm

merrykalia wrote:I actually found it pretty funny!!!

Well, the jokes were kinda corny, but funny, still.

The scoring was even funnier!! (Sorry, Richard!)

If we don't have anything to talk about, we have to have something to read on this forum, so jokes it is.

Maybe when the weather starts to cooperate with camping season, we'll have much more to talk about.

Glad to hear that someone else thought it was funny Smile

Richard Mon May 03, 2010 4:45 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.

Richard Mon May 03, 2010 4:46 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.

Richard Mon May 03, 2010 4:50 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.

Richard Mon May 03, 2010 4:54 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.

Richard Mon May 03, 2010 4:58 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.

Richard Mon May 03, 2010 5:08 pm

Darlene: Eeew! Where are you going with that skunk?

Dave: To Richard's Camper.

Darlene: But what about the odor?

Dave: Oh, the skunk will get used to it.

(This one may be worth saving)

Richard Mon May 03, 2010 5:12 pm

Deleted, not funny enough to save forever.

coolbreeze1 Mon May 03, 2010 5:14 pm

Richard wrote:Butch: Why are you crying?

Chuck: My dog Max is lost.

Butch: I’ll help you put up posters if you want.

Chuck: No, it won’t help.

Butch: Why not?

Chuck: My dog Max can’t read!

Tim gives you a +2........this is an old joke Shocked

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