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Dear Lord.. my favorites are gone

Post  chuck on Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:05 pm

DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN.

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Post  coolbreeze1 on Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:17 pm

Now that was funny, I don't care who you are, that was funny What a Face
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Post  KralCamper on Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:21 pm

I've seen that before...It's still funny!!!!

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Post  Richard on Thu May 20, 2010 12:49 pm

News Alert!!!! The man that wrote the Hokey Pokey died today. They tried to get him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started!
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Post  Richard on Thu May 20, 2010 12:49 pm

That is so sad, such struggle at such a time of grief. I just got back from the funeral services for H. D. Dumpty. The men over at Kings tried so hard . . . . . . .
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Thu May 20, 2010 3:14 pm

Where do you come up with these jokes Richard? Shocked
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Post  Richard on Thu May 20, 2010 5:50 pm

I fried a few brain cells in my younger days. That could be the source of my demented thinking.
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Thu May 20, 2010 10:12 pm

Richard said
I fried a few brain cells in my younger days. That could be the source of my demented thinking.

I could agree with that statement Shocked
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Post  Richard on Fri May 21, 2010 4:41 pm

...But I'm feeling much better now!
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Post  Richard on Fri May 21, 2010 5:25 pm

Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.Celebrities attending his service were Ms. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. The funeral was at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. R.I.P.
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Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri May 21, 2010 11:20 pm

Richard said
Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection.Celebrities attending his service were Ms. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. The funeral was at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. R.I.P.

This joke is so old, that it deserves a minus 50. Which is about Richards age Evil or Very Mad
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