Yet More Thoughts

Ÿ For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Ÿ Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Ÿ The problem with the gene pool is that it doesn’t have a lifeguard.
Ÿ Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have.
Ÿ The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Ÿ I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Ÿ The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
Ÿ A conclusion is the place where most people get tired of thinking.

funny stuff.