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More Thoughts as I Grow Old

Post  gwtriker on Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:23 pm

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.  I'm just
 saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work
 itself out.

 2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.  People move out of the
 way much faster now.

 3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.  If they
 are holding a gun, she's probably very cross.

 4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers.  Now they
 drink like their fathers.

 5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
 someone you've just met?  That's common sense leaving your body.

 6. I don't like making plans for the day....because then the word
 "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

 7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,508 days in a row.

 8. I decided to change calling the bathroom "the John" and renamed it
 "the Jim".  I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this

 9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for
 murderers:  If you find one, what's your plan?

 10. Politicians should have two terms - one in office and the other in prison

 Just remember Einstein's  comment:

 "There is a major difference between intelligence and stupidity;
 intelligence has its limits."


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Re: More Thoughts as I Grow Old

Post  merrykalia on Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:38 pm

Thanks for sharing these. I always look forward to seeing your comical posts.

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