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A True Travel Joke

Post  Darcamper on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:04 pm

Blind Man in Female Biker Bar --contributed by Shirley of Florida

A blind man, traveling with some RVing friends decides to take a walk from the campground they are staying at and walks into an all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells out ,"Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"

The bar falls absolutely silent. In a deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair--given that you are blind--that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks a second, shakes his head and mutters,

"No. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  Richard on Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:51 am

That's a good one! Very Happy
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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:09 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:10 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:12 pm

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:16 pm

Richard wrote:Breakdown

A motorhome broke down along the freeway one day, so the driver eased it over onto the shoulder of the busy road.

He jumped out of his driver side door, walked around his rig and opened the door to the coach itself. Out popped two men in trench coats.

The men stood behind the motorhome and immediately opened up their coats, exposing themselves to the passing traffic. The result was one of the worst pile-ups in the road's history.

Later, when questioned by an angry highway patrolman why he put two deviates along the side of the road, the RVer replied, "I was broken down, so I just used my emergency flashers!"

Arrow Arrow Arrow
That was just to funny What a Face What a Face What a Face

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:16 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:17 pm

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:17 pm

Richard wrote:Speed Trap

A police officer near Clinton, Tennessee, had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding cars and RVs. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, and the officer soon learned why: A 10-year old boy was standing up the road a quarter mile with a large hand-painted sign that read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy's accomplice, another 10-year old boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign that read "TIPS." At his feet was a bucket-full of change.
I think I have heard this joke before drunken drunken drunken

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:18 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:18 pm

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:19 pm

Richard wrote:Richard and Alan were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values Richard said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?

"Alan replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
I would watch out for this type of joke Shocked

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:19 pm

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:20 pm

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:20 pm

Richard wrote:Richard and Alan were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values Richard said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?

"Alan replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
We could see you on the Maury show...DNA testing....who's the daddy? affraid

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:21 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:22 pm

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Re: A True Travel Joke

Post  coolbreeze1 on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:23 pm

Richard wrote:
coolbreeze1 wrote:
Richard wrote:Richard and Alan were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values Richard said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?

"Alan replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
We could see you on the Maury show...DNA testing....who's the daddy? affraid

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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.
Very good point cheers cheers cheers

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:28 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:29 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:33 pm

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Post  Richard on Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:40 pm

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