How Much for Your Talking Dog?

View previous topic View next topic Go down

How Much for Your Talking Dog?

Post  chuck on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:34 am

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale" He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

_________________
Nights camped in 2016: 9
CLICK HERE: www.eatsleepcamp.com to see my camping pictures.
2014 Forest River ROCKWOOD A-122s, 2013 FORD F150 STX
avatar
chuck
Charter Member - Admin
Charter Member - Admin

Posts : 1631
Join date : 2009-09-29
Location : Clinton, Tennessee

View user profile http://www.eatsleepcamp.com

Back to top Go down

Re: How Much for Your Talking Dog?

Post  Richard on Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:05 pm

Was that the dog you sold before you got Max?
avatar
Richard
Charter Member
Charter Member

Posts : 1897
Join date : 2009-10-14
Location : Johnson City, TN

View user profile http://www.classifieddevelopment.com

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum